{"id":58,"date":"2008-07-24T20:09:26","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T03:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/?p=58"},"modified":"2008-07-24T20:09:26","modified_gmt":"2008-07-25T03:09:26","slug":"social-security-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"Social Security Card"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I finally got around to getting my social security card reissued after it got stolen last fall.<\/p>\n<p>Long wait, as usual and then I only had to meet with this person for like 5 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>The best part was when she said &#8220;Your social security card will arrive in the mail in about 2 weeks. Try not to laminate it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Try?? I mean really&#8230;<br \/>\nDo or do not, there is no try?<\/p>\n<p>Oh no I&#8217;m resisting the urge to laminate but I think I&#8217;m failing&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I finally got around to getting my social security card reissued after it got stolen last fall. Long wait, as usual and then I only had to meet with this person for like 5 minutes. The best part was when she said &#8220;Your social security card will arrive in the mail in about 2 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.maki.sleep-deprived.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}